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[phosfate]

Wait...hold the phone...the comatose ghostofisildur was...was EATEN? By 9th_ringwraith?

YOU IDIOT! NO! NO! BAD RINGWRAITH!!!
:: hits him with rolled-up newspaper ::

I'm...I'm gonna go lie down or something. Beruthiel, my couch is always open.

(Eaten?)

Comments

[9th-ringwraith.livejournal.com]

Chasing a ring around middle earth like the lowest servant sorta robs you of any sense of pride.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Well...you don't have to do that any more! Time for a fresh, non-corpse-eating start, my friend. Think of all the things you're good at - riding and shrieking, for example. Learn some new skills. You're your own Wraith now.