no, no, i said TOONami!

[phosfate]

Shit! Middle-Earth is totally under water!

:: starts shoveling hole in water ::

Hang on, guys! I'm coming!

Comments

[queenberuthiel.livejournal.com]

Help!

*gasping for breath, struggling to the surface*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

:: grabs Beebs' hand ::

C'mon, c'mon, plent of room... It's inflatable, so velvet paws...towels in the back...

:: keeps shoveling ::

Aw, man, Beebs, you smell like wet cat!

[ghostofisildur.livejournal.com]

Help me save our Beebs!!! My Helmet of Invincibility can only do so much. This is one fucking ass-kicking tsunami!
::grabs Bibi's other hand::

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I got her! I got her!

Can that helmet do any invincible bailing?

[ghostofisildur.livejournal.com]

I bet it can! It acquired lots of freaky new powers when it was in outer space!

[queenberuthiel.livejournal.com]

Gasp

[ghostofisildur.livejournal.com]

Beebs, are you trying to tell me something? Maybe Steve should translate. He speaks 'Woof', maybe he also speaks 'Gasp'.

um...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Does anybody know where the hell we're going? Valinar is...a mall? A mountain? What?

Re: um...

[ghostofisildur.livejournal.com]

Some fancy place over there where the Valar live?
::gestures vaguely::

Re: um...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Where the Valar...live...the VALAR?

Oh, Christ...

::trembles::

Re: um...

[ghostofisildur.livejournal.com]

It might not be that bad. Este is nice. She's the Patron Vala of sex shops.

Re: um...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Divininnies. I'm glad I'm getting drunkie.

With luck I'll pass out 'fore we land. 'cause...cause...you guys are bess...juss bess...me an' Trigger...me an' Trigger LOVE YOU GUYSSSSSS!!!

:: falls into unconsciousness ::

Re: um...

[ghostofisildur.livejournal.com]

Um...okaaaaay. Bibi's waterlogged. Ann's boozelogged, so me and Chomsky are the only ones left conscious.
Hooooo boyyyyyy.
::props Ann up::