waiting for the dishwasher to finish

[phosfate]

Cannibalism, bestiality, perversion, addiction, violence...

Just another day in Middle Earth.

The most shocking thing? Looking through the archives, I found out Rumil is a guy.

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[finabair.livejournal.com]

So who was that on the phone, anyhow?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

They just said they'd call back.

You do realize that asking that question means that you've read much, much more of that thread than I have.

You unspeakable perv.

[finabair.livejournal.com]

Not really. Someone was just wondering who all was in the room, so I went to go and check 'cuz, remember, I HAVE no sense of self preservation. And besides, my eyesight is already really lousy, so what could happen to it?

There were so many posts they were almost all threaded, so nothing much was visible (thank God!) I read the names of the participants, something about not hanging from the sprinkler system that caused me to hit "next page" fast, and then I read your stuff 'cuz I'd wondered what you were doing in there and had to find out if you were being a perv yourself. That's pretty much it. And to be honest, more than I needed to know. But you did make me laugh a lot. I appreciate the oxygen.

Do you wash your dishes in that dishwasher too, and then eat off them? Just...y'know...wondering.

[finabair.livejournal.com]

And nobody's ever called me unspeakable before. Thank you!