bored now

[phosfate]

Standing in line.

Have read "So I'm Dead - Now What?" pamphlet 25 times.

Will they get mad if I pull the arrow out myself?

Comments

[gwaihirwl.livejournal.com]

D' you think it'll make a mess? They migh' make y' clean it up an' that'd take longer.

I'd offer y' some o' my wormy t'quila but I los' m' worm.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I really think you should go lie down, sugar.

[gwaihirwl.livejournal.com]

Lie down in sugar?

Well, OK...if y' say so. Is th' worm here?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Nonononono, just...lie down until the hangover passes.

I saw several worms, next to the ants playing pinochle, but none of them smelled like tequila.

Er...forgive my making personal remarks, but you look kind of alive to me. How'd you get here?

[gwaihirwl.livejournal.com]

'm seein' lots o' stuff all t'gether. Seein' you an' th' resort an' th' sugar an' th' beach an' it's all confusing but I think I'm jes' evrywhere righ' now. Reel good t'quila. 'm jes gonna lie here fer a bit, thanks.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Okay, sweetie. I'll wake you if you're still here when I'm done. :: grooms l'il head feathers :: *mek!*

[ladyelwing.livejournal.com]

:p They approved my form already.

Hey... where did the guy with the lollipops go?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Oh, you stinky bug! I'm still waiting for Arrow Removal.

I haven't seen the lollipop guy at all. Um...I've got some loose, blood-encrusted rose petals if you'd care to...didn't think so.

What the hell happened last night?

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[ladyelwing.livejournal.com]

Damned if I know. One moment I'm on the road to Bree, next my leg is gone and there are seven arrows in me, then the orcs that did it run right over me like I'm not even there. It hurt. A lot.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it did. Damned orcs! Bet they were all on cell phones, weren't they?

I like the new leg.

I went to Beorn's party and ... ::shrugs:: Ah dunno. I'm thinking orcs, or dart game gone horribly, horribly wrong.

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[ladyelwing.livejournal.com]

I seem to have a whole new body somehow. It's very interesting. :]

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

You jammy bastard! Neat!

I had to go for the same body, or I'll have to pay for a new drivers license photo when I get home. It's like eighteen bucks! That's so bogus.

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[ladyelwing.livejournal.com]

If you get them to put you into a celebrity body, you can always steal that celebrity's licence.

Hmmmmm, I wonder where K.D. Lang keeps her credit cards...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Jeez, it's been so long since we went out that I mean I really don't know.

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[ladyelwing.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha. :]

[captcirithungol.livejournal.com]

Ahhh....

Well, I ate the roses. Thank you.

All except for those few blood-encrusted petals. Blood is a big No-No right now.

They were good...

[finabair.livejournal.com]

The Halls of Mandos could really use a new slogan: "Don't think of it as death, think of it as holiday!"

[elanorgamgee.livejournal.com]

Shush, you... don't make me laugh at a time like this!

[finabair.livejournal.com]

Oh, sorry! Inappropriate humor. You just can't take me anywhere, ya know?

[elanorgamgee.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

No, I needed it, thank you!

*smiles*