who's your grammie???

Went shopping for a bathing suit today, for Disney. I haven't bought a 'real' suit in at least 10 years, and was puzzled as to how to begin, as I'm long past my small-medium-large days for anything other than t-shirts. Lucked out in that one of the first suits I looked at had a tag that explained that you should look for your trouser size. Well okay. This being July, that gave me a choice of approximately four styles. But, this being July, that meant that they were all 60% off, so these things balance out. Two of the suits actually didn't suck. I chose a little black skater-skirt suit, on the grounds that it was the most comfortable and least condusive to self-conscious tugging. I'll look like your gramma at the country club, but fuck it. Maybe I'll embroider a little anarchy 'A' in red on it. Or a Stickman.

Should I suddenly be granted Sailor Senshi powers while at Blizzard Beach, I'll be dressed for it.