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I am a Minimalist Cow Sculpture. My massive green incongruity mingles with past stitched screwdrivers. Mango potential exudes around my recycled writing gastropods. I fire enraged plastic knees on webbed bags. What smell fragments hot curiosity? The Utterly Surreal Test

uncanny!

ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Today finds you in hot pursuit of a new car purchase

The Hot Wheels aisle at TRU?

and the financing that you need will be made available
from someplace that you would least expect it.

Hey! There's like three bucks in change in the gearshift well!

A prob-
lem on the job may have you pulling your hair out

*kof*Denny*kof*

and
when the air clears you find the answer was so simple
it shocks you.

Wow! Pulling the fire alarm and beating feet down the emergency stairs was a great solution!

'what do they call you in Tokyo, girlie?' 'they call me MS TOMOE!'

Sailor Saturn opens up a pony can of whoop-ass. Watercolor 'n whatever crap's around the house.

my first stupid fan senshi! from fisher-price!

Sailor Moon gaming notebook. (I don't game, but I do like notebooks.) I mean, c'mon, when they practically order you to draw in the book...! Apologies to the 'Ferrets and WOFSers who've already had this inflicted on them.

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I scored 2 on the pervertedlogic.com CyberWhore Poll!

My heavens! You're an ONLINE NUN!

Are you sure you have ever actually BEEN online? That's not a TV you're sitting in front of, you know. How you have managed to avoid sex on the internet for so long makes you one for the record books. You're having your slutty sister fill this quiz in for you, aren't you? No wonder you list Vatican City as your profile location.

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Coming up next: Royal Canadian Mounted Peas.