more oscar fun

http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0213/hoberman2.php

(I don't know why I'm enjoying this stuff so much. Perhaps the supreme lameness of the whole business gives me joy.)

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2:41 Is this the song where Enya sings in Elvish? You know, I bought my first Enya album because I'd heard she sang a song in Latin on it. I'm just a sucker for stunt languages."

http://www.montykins.com/20020325.asp

um...

Which is stranger:

1. To have a sudden pressing need for tiny rubber lizards.

OR

2. To, after a moment's thought, know immediately where tiny rubber lizards may be secured for a reasonable price.

'many dimensions' not gay porn novel, williams says

Opening lines:

"Do you mean," Sir Giles said, "that the thing never gets smaller?"
"Never," the Prince answered.

(no subject)

Having one of those days where one minute, you think of something extremely stupid you did 20 years ago and make a small, pained sound, the next there's a little person running through your head crying, "Mr Sting! Mr Sting!"

paging any member of the gamgee family

Could one of you please stop humping, burning, politicking and/or drinking long enough to look after this poor child? Before I put a pick through her head?

http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=daisygamgee&itemid=4059

She's also got a Gollum stashed somewhere, but she's too drunk to give him up or ask for a proper ransom. Besides vodka.

I don't have any vodka.

woo-hoo!

Cowboy Bebop manga! Woo-Hoo!