Took Mom out to Pennys so she could get new glasses. (The eye kind, not the kind you drink out of.) Had fun trying on frames: "Look! I'm President Bartlett!" "Look! I'm Roy Orbison!" "Look! I'm Jackie Kennedy!" "Look! I'm the guy from the Doors not the dead one the other one!" "Look! I'm Farami--er, never mind." "Look! I'm Neil Young!"*
I am perfectly adorable in granny glasses, which is a damn shame since they seem to offer a field of vision similar to that currently experienced by Dana Elcar.
*Mom replied, "Who's Neil Young?"