forget it, jake, it's assyriatown

Mandos Release Form, Stage 1A

NAME: Ann Leslie Larimer
RESIDENCE: Earth
MARITAL STATUS (check one):
[X] single
[ ] married
[ ] imprisoned
[ ] willingly enslaved
[ ] involved slut
[ ] "partnered," but employed by Disney and/or Southerners

CHILDREN? n
If YES, #: _____
If YES, names and ages: _______________________________________________________________________________________
If YES, names of the children you actually want:_______________________________________________________________________________________

REASON REQUESTING RESURRECTION:
[ ] war will be lost in absence
[ ] am famous Maia not finished conquering unspeakable evil
[ ] wife and 20 kids will starve, blah blah, or related excuse
[X] too pretty to die
[ ] heirless/usurped royalty
[ ] revenge
[X] I'm missing "Buffy."
[X] other (please describe):

So many tasks undone, financial obligations, supposed to see LOTR Sunday, etc. And the Buffy thing.

BODY:
[X] human
[ ] elf
[ ] dwarf
[ ] halfling
[ ] non-humanoid (describe: __________________________)
[ ] Michael J. Fox
[ ] other: _______________________________________________________________________________________

NECESSARY REPAIRS OR ALTERATIONS:
[ie: removal of foreign object from eye socket, reconstruction of crushed face or skull, replacement of limb lost in death, removal of evil beeper or other telecommunications device given by Prince of Darkness]

Removing the arrow would be nice.

CAPITAL OF ASSYRIA:

Assyriatown

FAVORITE COLOR (check one): [X] blue [ ] yellow

AFFILIATION:
[X] good
[ ] evil
[X] cult (which:

Middle-Earth Sock Puppet Players [hon.]

)
[ ] neutral chaotic

PETS (if any): 0

# OF TIMES PET(S) HAS TRIED TO MURDER FAMILY MEMBER, SPOUSE OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER/ DESTROY TOKYO/ EAT A WORLD LEADER/ START INTERNATIONAL CONFLICT/ OTHER ATROCITY/ACT OF MERCY: ___
DESCRIBE: _______________________________________________________________________________________

NAME OF GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMOTHER'S PET POODLE:

Ginger

BRAND OF SAID POODLE'S FLEA COLLAR:

Fleebeegone

--------------DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE--------------

FOR PROCESSOR ONLY:
[ ] ACCEPT
[ ] REJECT

NOTES:




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bored now

Standing in line.

Have read "So I'm Dead - Now What?" pamphlet 25 times.

Will they get mad if I pull the arrow out myself?

(no subject)

I really wish the Halls of Mandos Muzak system could play something besides "Seasons in the Sun" and all those 50s dead teenager songs.

:: taps foot ::

o/~ Oh where oh where can muh bay-be be? The Lord took her away from o/~ STOP IT!

(no subject)

Oh, crap, they're closing the windows for lunch!

*sigh*

::sits down on floor::

o/~My friends were always putting him dowwwwwn...

(no subject)

Hi! I think I got this filled out okay, but you'll probably want to check it ou--no, not Middle-Earth. Earth.

Which line? But...well, no I died, there, but... Aw, fuck. Okay, thanks. Pardon my French.

Yes, I know it's not a French word.

o/~ ...it was our last kiss... Aw, c'mon, you're repeating 'em now!

(no subject)

:: knocks on office door ::

Hi. I was just in the 'Misc' line _{for an hour} and the lady told me I had to come in here and get a sta-- Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Not really.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Ye--what? Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Only once.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

All right. Who should I see, then?

And that would be...down the hall. Thank you.

_Dickweed.

i see dumb people

Hi! Yes, all stamped! Um, who do I see about the, er... :: inclines head at still-protruding arrow ::

Sure, I'll come behind the counter. You're a doctor, huh?

Um...Physician Assistant? Registered NursAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

No. No. 'm okay. Nice pliers. Very grippy.

No, no, you keep it. Maybe you can put the blood-encrusted flowers in water or something...

Thank you. You have a nice day too. Bye!

in the mezzanine, by the escalator.

Gwaihir? Gwaihir, sweetie, wake up. C'mon, buddy.

(no subject)

stolen from britt



You, as the original Draco from the books, are snotty, immature, and jealous. You are obsessed with what your father thinks. You hate Harry, his friends, basically all Gryffindors, and all Muggle-borns. You are paired up with Pansy Parkinson. Lucky you. You're pretty much not found anywhere except the books, because...damn. You have little to no redeeming qualities.
Find out which Draco you are.

riding the escalator with a large, hung-over raptor

o/~Tall and tan and young and lovely...

nearing the top

o/~...ighting for their lives da-da-dum da-da-dum at Casino Royale bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-pa Gonna save the world at Casino Roy--

Okay, Gwaihir, hon, we're almost at the top. I need you to open your eyes so you can step off. I'm sure we've all heard the story about the little bird who didn't pay attention on the escalator and got his feet ripped of...

really quite near the top now

Gwaihir, you're cutting it a little close. Um...look, free giant worms!

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Yer guy Eddie Izzard is on either Jay Leno or Conana O'Brien tonight.

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