...and then it gets weird.

I just used the phrase, "Orlando Bloom fellating a draft horse."

Um...okay...

Man dies in vat of chocolate

That's pretty much the story, really.
http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2002/07/24/chocolate/index.html

I only hope they're good for beheading and customizing...

Though the appeal eludes me, some of you may be interested to know that Amazon is offering the Smallville action figures for pre-order.