Man dies in vat of chocolate

[phosfate]

That's pretty much the story, really.
http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2002/07/24/chocolate/index.html

Comments

[cageyklio.livejournal.com]

But does he have a marshmallowy center?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

He does now.

I preferred Portal of Evil's headline for it, myself.

[hooverdam.livejournal.com]

"Oompa Loompas Claim Another Victim"

Re: I preferred Portal of Evil's headline for it, myself.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

O_o

::forced to cover face to muffle laughter::

[dreamiflame.livejournal.com]

Erm... that doesn't sound too bad to me.

:whacks chocoholic self:

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Same here. But it's probably one of those things that's less fun than it sounds. Sort of like a Gundam model kit.