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Nov. 5th, 2002 07:52 pmFAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young HEN-TEASER named BEORN. He was RUNNY PRONGING in the SERRATED forest when he met SON-OF-A-BITCHING JIM THE GUY WITH THE MICROPHONE, a run-away FISH-WHACKER from the STRIDENT Queen DAISY.
BEORN could see that SON-OF-A-BITCHING JIM THE GUY WITH THE MICROPHONE was hungry so he reached into his MASON JAR and give him his JOINTED GOAT CHEESE. SON-OF-A-BITCHING JIM THE GUY WITH THE MICROPHONE was thankful for BEORN's GOAT CHEESE, so he told BEORN a very PANELED story about Queen DAISY's daughter ANN. How her mother, the STRIDENT Queen DAISY, kept her locked away in a SECONDARY BUS TERMINAL protected by a gigantic SAMOYED, because ANN was so GLYCERINE-SOAKED.
BEORN MELTED. He vowed to SON-OF-A-BITCHING JIM THE GUY WITH THE MICROPHONE the FISH-WHACKER that he would save the GLYCERINE-SOAKED ANN. He would FEED the SAMOYED, and take ANN far away from her eveil mother, the STRIDENT Queen DAISY, and FLAKE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a POINTY TORNADO and SON-OF-A-BITCHING JIM THE GUY WITH THE MICROPHONE the FISH-WHACKER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SAMOYED from his story. STRIDENT Queen DAISY BURNED out from behind a DIABLO and struck BEORN dead. In the far off SECONDARY BUS TERMINAL you could hear a SATANIC FARTING AND BURPING.
THE END.