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[phosfate]

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young HEN-TEASER named BEORN. He was RUNNY PRONGING in the SERRATED forest when he met SON-OF-A-BITCHING JIM THE GUY WITH THE MICROPHONE, a run-away FISH-WHACKER from the STRIDENT Queen DAISY.

BEORN could see that SON-OF-A-BITCHING JIM THE GUY WITH THE MICROPHONE was hungry so he reached into his MASON JAR and give him his JOINTED GOAT CHEESE. SON-OF-A-BITCHING JIM THE GUY WITH THE MICROPHONE was thankful for BEORN's GOAT CHEESE, so he told BEORN a very PANELED story about Queen DAISY's daughter ANN. How her mother, the STRIDENT Queen DAISY, kept her locked away in a SECONDARY BUS TERMINAL protected by a gigantic SAMOYED, because ANN was so GLYCERINE-SOAKED.

BEORN MELTED. He vowed to SON-OF-A-BITCHING JIM THE GUY WITH THE MICROPHONE the FISH-WHACKER that he would save the GLYCERINE-SOAKED ANN. He would FEED the SAMOYED, and take ANN far away from her eveil mother, the STRIDENT Queen DAISY, and FLAKE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a POINTY TORNADO and SON-OF-A-BITCHING JIM THE GUY WITH THE MICROPHONE the FISH-WHACKER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SAMOYED from his story. STRIDENT Queen DAISY BURNED out from behind a DIABLO and struck BEORN dead. In the far off SECONDARY BUS TERMINAL you could hear a SATANIC FARTING AND BURPING.

THE END.

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Comments

[ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com]

ANN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

VALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

[strawberrythief.livejournal.com]

♥♥♥♥ANN!!!!!!♥♥♥♥

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::jumps on you!:: MAURA! MAURA! MAURA! MAURA! MAURA!

[strawberrythief.livejournal.com]

You were gone and it was dark and I went to all of the cosmetics counters but you weren't there and they paged you to pick up the white courtesy phone but you didn't answer and Tangles said you'd run away to join the circus and I didn't know if you were ever coming back so I ran barefoot over the moors yelling "Ann! Ann!" and I was cold and there were wolves after me...

BUT NOW YOU'RE BACK!!!

*hugs the stuffing out of Ann!!!*

Where the fuck did you go, anyway?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::pats you:: It's okay now. I had to go to Orlando and it was a seeeeeecret, for reasons that I'm still not real solid on but it wasn't my secret so I had to keep it anyway, and we went to Universal and went on the rides and I met the Men!!! and it was Halloween and it was really really scary and dark but Sharon was brave and we barked at the zombies and they didn't know what to do so we got past them and I met Doctor Doom and the Beatles and we went on Jurassic Park a bunch of times even in the dark even though the water burns and I had pizza with goat cheese and we went to Epcot for the food and wine thing where you nosh your way around the world and Susan got blitzeded even though she swears she doesn't and Sharon sent us to the circus and we saw the flying man and the diablo girls and the jumpy people and we went to the Adventurers Club and did I mention the goat cheese and there was creme brulee and trout with nuts and maple syrup and the dino men and poor Mr Hammond was hanged and we went to the Virgin Megastore and there were flying saucers everywhere and we had glo-stick bracelets and it was foggy and there were five haunted houses and they filled the whole street with foam and they had penny machines and a balloon man and cornbread with rosemary and maple butter and the music was really loud and there was satanic farting and burping and I had popcorn!

Sharon made me do it.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

And all this time I was worried about you. Bitch.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::makes face::

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

::makes obscene gesture::

Nice to have you back.

[daisygamgee.livejournal.com]

*strikes Beorn dead*

ANN!!!

*glomp*

I missssssed you, and my mun was worried!!!