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They have no word for "fluffy." Or "funny."
http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2002/11/25/nazi_satire/index.html

Why sure, Doug, they'd love a jungle bedroom!

http://www.salon.com/ent/tv/feature/2002/11/26/trading_spaces/index.html

more breakfast fun

Good Morning America story about The Osbournes:

"So they just follow this family around all day? And people watch it?"
"Uh-huh."
"It doesn't sound very entertaining to me."
"Well, the dad's Ozzy Osbourne."
"Who's he?"
"He's a heavy metal singer."
::clip of Ozzy & fam plays::
"Jeez. What's wrong with him?"
(slowly) "He's. A. Heavy. Metal. Singer."
"Oh."

holy crap.

I just won an Aunt May FC off eBay. I now have every Famous Covers figure except Evolution Wolverine.

I am so fucking sad to be pleased about this. I should be taken out and clubbed.