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Sometime during the night, some fucking moron/drunk tried to ram our garbage cans (put out for Saturday pickup) with his car. He failed miserably, apparently flattening them just enough to catch them, along with the garbage, in his vehicle's undercarriage and drag them off. He continued across our neighbor's front lawn (narrowly avoiding a large oak treek and a pickup truck with a snowplow mounted on the front), then managed to return to the street, garbage and cans still attached.

Unable to dislodge them, he continued to the park behind the junior high on 48th street, driving around in the snow until the cans finally dislodged.

No way to find the culprit, but one can hope that the cans did bad, expensive things to his car.