maternal love!

Me (stabs finger with needle): AAAAAAGH!
Mom: Don't bleed on your fabric!

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I'm doing the Modern Library meme 'cause I can. Stuff I've read:

THE GREAT GATSBY by F. Scott Fitzgerald (feh!)
THE LORD OF THE RINGS by J.R.R. Tolkien
TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD by Harper Lee (asskick!)
1984 by George Orwell
THE WAY OF ALL FLESH by Samuel Butler
DUNE by Frank Herbert
TO THE LIGHTHOUSE by Virginia Woolf
STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND by Robert Heinlein (say what? and L Ron Hubbard and Orson Scott Card and Charles de fucking Lint? somebody is totally stuffing the ballot box.
SLAUGHTERHOUSE-FIVE by Kurt Vonnegut
INVISIBLE MAN by Ralph Ellison
NATIVE SON by Richard Wright
ANIMAL FARM by George Orwell
A PASSAGE TO INDIA by E.M. Forster
LORD OF THE FLIES by William Golding
SHANE by Jack Schaefer
THE STAND by Stephen King
HOWARDS END by E.M. Forster
A DANCE TO THE MUSIC OF TIME (series) by Anthony Powell (I've only read about half of this 'cause it's a bitch to find. but it's keen.)
YARROW by Charles de Lint (these people are fucking high)
THE SUN ALSO RISES by Ernest Hemingway (ewwwwwwwwwwwww.)
AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS by H.P. Lovecraft
THE SECRET AGENT by Joseph Conrad
TO THE LIGHTHOUSE by Virginia Woolf
THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY by Douglas Adams
THE HANDMAID'S TALE by Margaret Atwood
A CLOCKWORK ORANGE by Anthony Burgess
ZULEIKA DOBSON by Max Beerbohm (worth reading if you can find it - it's deranged)
ENDER'S GAME by Orson Scott Card (you may have seen the movie with Robert Preston)
STARSHIP TROOPERS by Robert Heinlein (oh JESUS NO!)
THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP by John Irving
SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES by Ray Bradbury
THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE by Shirley Jackson (Shirley Jackson is God)
HEART OF DARKNESS by Joseph Conrad
THE ALEXANDRIA QUARTET by Lawrence Durell (kill me now)
THE DAY OF THE LOCUST by Nathanael West
ZEN AND THE ART OF MOTORCYCLE MAINTENANCE by Robert Pirsig (pokes eyes out with propelling pencil)
SCOOP by Evelyn Waugh
THE CALL OF THE WILD by Jack London
FARENHEIT 451 by Ray Bradbury
A ROOM WITH A VIEW by E.M. Forster
WATERSHIP DOWN by Richard Adams
BRIDESHEAD REVISITED by Evelyn Waugh
LORD JIM by Joseph Conrad
CITIZEN OF THE GALAXY by Robert Heinlein (hurl!)
MYTHAGO WOOD by Robert Holdstock

Man, I've read some bad books. >:X

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What character are you from Lilo And Stitch??
Why isn't Cobra Bubbles an answer? Rip!
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