i suppose i should feel bad about this.

He'll sing you to sleep ever night under the moon and stars, with his arms wrapped tightly around you to keep you safe and warm. He'll love you 'til the end of time and beyond, as you do him. Your soul and his soul are entwined for eternity, that is, if you had an eternity. Eternity doesn't apply to you. As time catches up with you, he'll watch you wilt, like a flower under the sun too long. He'll still love you with all his heart, but sadness will fill his days as he watches you fade away. Your love will be evergreen, but you will pass on, like the rest of us, leaving him heart broken and utterly alone in this world. He will spend the rest of eternity living on the memories of you. Even the wind will echo with your laughter.
How will you break Legolas's heart?
Sorry, man.(Poor bastard.)