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Finished tags for stuffies. Carving rubber stamps. Must execute half-dozen major works of art by tomorrow night.

No problem. I am totally, completely screwed ...The Artinator.



_{Get me out of here get me out out outoutoutoutoutoutout!}

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Buffy-rama in today's salon.com. The mandatory click-through ad is reasonably painless.

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I forgot! I get to fly through O'Hare this time. So no skanky St Louis smell and no food or general Minneapolis hideousness and no food. Bookstore. Logan's Run Mellow-Out Coaster. And DINOSAUR SKELETON!

Also:

UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif., May 19 /PRNewswire/ -- Universal Pictures and Focus Features have concluded a three-year, first-look, co-finance and distribution deal with Stratus Film Company, it was announced today [OH DEAR GOD SHUT UP!]

Among Stratus Film Company's first projects are:

-- "The Remains of the Piano," a spoof of the Merchant-Ivory costume dramas written and directed by Monty Python co-founder Eric Idle, with an ensemble cast that includes Orlando Bloom, Neve Campbell, Billy Connolly, Tim Curry, Anjelica Huston, Will Kemp, Alfred Molina, Catherine O'Hara, Geoffrey Rush, Julian Sands and Patrick Stewart.
Production starts August 18 in Vancouver.

Yeah, it's five or 10 years too late. Don't harsh my mellow, man!