Friday Five

1. What time do you wake up on weekday mornings?
Shut up. Shut up and go away.

2. Do you sleep in on the weekends? How late?
I'm serious. Fuck the fuck off.

3. Aside from waking up, what is the first thing you do in the morning?
Your mom.

4. How long does it take to get ready for your day?
::throws things::

5. When possible, what is your favorite place to go for breakfast?
Your house for a nice hot cup of fuck off, you fuckernutter.