haiku for jean

"Is something burning?"
Jim drives Blair nut-ape batshit.
He's all, "You smell gas?"

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_{I haven't seen The Village yet, and if you spoil it for me I will rip out your pancreas and sell it by the slice as deli-style tongue.}

Last night's dreams informed me that the big secret of The Village is that the cast are transformed into hopelessly lost time-travelling insects and don't know it!

That Joaquin Phoenix is a handsome, handsome mantis.