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Got Ouch! There Goes Jesus! the fuck out of my house. I've got to get Mom something wholesome and uplifting to watch, like Reservoir Dogs or Assault on Precinct 13.

--"Why didn't you want to watch it?"
--"Because I like Jesus, and I really don't need to see him in a snuff film. It's like watching a My Little Pony being skinned and butchered."

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Y'all remember the 1930s Mickey Mouse pattern I made earlier this year? I've been looking at that dealer's eBay store again (tlcpatterns, if you're interested), and she's also got Felix, Horace Horsecollar, Clarabell, Betty Boop, Mary Poppins, Olive Oyl, Swee'pea, Popeye, Blondie and Dagwood, the Big Bad Wolf (with pigs), Little Lulu, and the Three Caballeros.

The Three Caballeros. Dude.