...the fuck? and what the hell is a switchblade symphony?

Goth Diety You scored 84!

You're so goth you can't see your reflection in the mirror. People frequently ask you "Are you in a band?" because you're dressed like a rock star....even to do laundry or go get groceries. Not only do you know who Switchblade Symphony is AND own thier entire discography, but you've seen them live before they broke up AND they liked your company when you hung out with them afterwards.Your dream profession is anything where you can look as extreme as you want. This isn't style for you...this is lifestyle.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on gothies

Link: The GOTH Test written by myriad_entity on OkCupid Online Dating

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Deb came in with a ladybug clinging to her lunch bag. I herded it into my hand, and went through the security doors and down three floors with my hands wedged together. (Two people asked me if I was bleeding or something.) Got to the lobby, out the door, past the smokers, to set her free in a hedge.

Hands completely empty when opened. I don't know how she got out or what happened to her.

I now feel insects swarming in my hair and clothing.

I hope she's okay. And not in my bra.

This is tasteless and unfunny. Don't click on it.

http://durrrrr.blogspot.com/

Interrobang!

Barry Trotter and the Dead Horse is out in the UK. No word on a US publication date yet. Bastards.