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Just called to cancel my doctor appointment for Thursday. This turned out to be more difficult than I thought, since I could't remember Dr. I'm In the Twelfth Grade's name, and because every practice in the city is named with a combination of five of the six words, "Internal," "Practice," "Lincoln," "Family," "Medical," or "Nebraska." I finally matched one of the practices' addresses with the right location on MapQuest, and rang up asking about my appointment with Dr Gnmuttermaheyal*kof*. It turns out, according to the Family Medical Internal Nebraska Practice computer, that my appointment is not in fact until September. And his name is McLinderwackettsonerton. Or something.

Well, I'm glad we settled that.