that little mgrhan, he's a millionaire!

Went out at lunchtime to buy DRAWING STUFF YAY. Nice. Sunny. Pushing 50. Loveliness somewhat marred by (a) asshat driving unmuffled muscle car decorated with -- I swear I'm not making this up -- chrome-plated testicles dangling from chain under license plate; and (b) art store Muzak playing "Money for Nothing" with the word "faggot" twisted out and replaced with "mgrhan."

Was angered that anyone would fear use of the word in the song would be taken as endorsement of homophobia. Then remembered times that the Republican party attempted to use "Pink Houses" and "Born in the U.S.A." as kneejerk flag-wavin' campaign songs, so never mind.

"Drink for five counts when he’s talking and his head is tilted at a 45-degree angle."

Fellow Caine hatas! Enjoy the David Caruso Drinking Game!

your headline of the day (via metaquotes).

Lohan injured in teacup accident

--CNN.com. On their front page.