your headline of the day (via metaquotes).

[phosfate]

Lohan injured in teacup accident

--CNN.com. On their front page.

Comments

[dariodevil.livejournal.com]

Think that's bad? She got a tattoo on her wrist that says "Breathe," post-asthma attack. To remind her to breathe, you see. She said so herself.

With that said, I would've hit it like a drunken boxer circa Mean Girls. That was pre-"eating disorder."

[marlo.livejournal.com]

Dude, I wish my stupid minor injuries made news headlines.

MARLO STUBS TOE ON COFFEE TABLE FOR THE 57TH TIME TODAY

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

At this rate, she's going to need to be encased in a plastic bubble just to keep her safe.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

Must have been a hell of a storm.

[respndines.livejournal.com]

The world is a trying place for that girl.