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Is it wrong to buy a bag of Chock Full O'Nuts "Upper West Side European Blend" because it reminds you of Vigo from Ghostbusters 2?

now I just need an Elaine and a George

Went to get comics today. Chatted with John the Comics Guy, who lives down the block. Told him of my triumphant struggle with the screen door, to which he said, "Yeah, I saw."
"What?"
"I drove by and saw your front door was off its hinges."
"And you didn't, like, stop or anything? At 7:30 at night?"
"Well, I figured there was a good reason."