i learned something today

We shouldn't be mad at Chef. We should be mad at the fruity little cl--oh wait, that wasn't it at all.

You know how sometimes habit can make you stupid? I keep running out of milk. Which isn't a big thing, unless there's a nice fat fresh snowstorm and there's a quarter-inch at the bottom of the jug and OH GOD THERE IS NO MILK AND I WILL DIE OH JESUS HOW WILL I EAT MY COOKIES NOW? AND WHAT OF BREAKFAST? Anyway.

Anyway, I figured out that it is okay to buy more than two jugs of milk at a time, because there is now plenty of room in the fridge for it.

Y'all can just feel the smart coming off me in waves, can't you?

your headline of the day.

"Cancer is killing the Tasmanian devils"
--International Herald Tribune

picspam: we got mice

And the traps are all in the shed.