i learned something today

[phosfate]

We shouldn't be mad at Chef. We should be mad at the fruity little cl--oh wait, that wasn't it at all.

You know how sometimes habit can make you stupid? I keep running out of milk. Which isn't a big thing, unless there's a nice fat fresh snowstorm and there's a quarter-inch at the bottom of the jug and OH GOD THERE IS NO MILK AND I WILL DIE OH JESUS HOW WILL I EAT MY COOKIES NOW? AND WHAT OF BREAKFAST? Anyway.

Anyway, I figured out that it is okay to buy more than two jugs of milk at a time, because there is now plenty of room in the fridge for it.

Y'all can just feel the smart coming off me in waves, can't you?

Comments

[hawkmoth.livejournal.com]

AND HOW WILL YOU DO THE WARM MILK THING??

I'm just sayin'.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*cackles a lot*

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

And just yesterday you were mocking me for not remembering Jack Squat.

Oh, but you learned something didn't you?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Has anyone ever DIED from not having enough Jack Squat? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN RAPED BY A STINGRAY ON A MASS GRAVE?

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Have you?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Don't be stupid. Of course not. No one has. BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

The point is...the point is...OH LOOK AT THAT INTERESTING THING OVER THERE!

*runs away*

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

The saved by the shiny defense, eh?

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

I feel that way about juice, what we always run out of.

Milk we got enough of, seeing as how we have the kid.

JUICE! AAGH! NOJUICEIWILLDIEOFSCURVYOH

yup, smart.

[ashenmote.livejournal.com]

When one has lots of booksmarts there's no capacity left for fridge storage space evaluation is all.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

One of the many reasons I miss living with my brother is he could pack ten gallons into a five gallon space.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

HEY! None of that filthy sex talk in here, mister!

[lots42.livejournal.com]

It was only last year I figured out that it's okay to change my clothes as many times during the day as I want to

[ymfaery]

You must drink a lot more milk than me. My mom and I share a gallon of skim milk, and we don't always finish it before it starts smelling funny.

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

You are smartiness incarnate. ::hugs you::

Lack of (or low quantities of) milk, bread, and eggs is what sends everyone out in droves here to jam the grocery stores at the mention of snow in the weather forecast.