Letters written after four days in bed with a cold:

Dear American Television:

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Best,

Ann


Dear Barak and Hilary:

Just kiss already!

Love,

Ann


Dear Alien Abductees:

Please find real therapists, and not hypno-loons. Please.

Love,

Ann


Dear CNN:

Please send your staff to journalism school, or at least show them some episodes of Lou Grant over lunch.

Your pal,

Ann