Fic post: Lambs (Hot Fuzz)

TITLE: Lambs
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: 1,300ish
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: For the sandfordpolice Valentine's Day Hot Fuzz Challenge:
_{"1. As per usual, any pairing allowed. / 2. In the spirit of the holiday, fic must include chocolate syrup! / 3. In the spirit of Sandford, fic MUST be set at 1) the Castle; 2) the pub; or 3) a sheep farm (pick one of the three). / 4. FINALLY: Fic MUST include Danny as CUPID -- acting as cupid, dressing as cupid, whatever. Danny = cupid."}
WARNINGS: American spelling, mild spoilers.
NOTES: Annie aka thebirdmachine posted a lovely story a few days back called "Love Hearts," which pretty much cemented the Andys and candy hearts together in my head forever. I've never eaten one of the things, what with living in the wrong country, but they sound better than Necco Conversation Hearts. Pleh, pleh, I say to Necco Conversation Hearts. Pleh.
DISCLAIMER: The Fuzz don't belong to me, as you know.
ARCHIVE: Please ask first.


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