the microfic meme! HF edition

Stolen from goddesdster, who got it from Agnes lynnez59. Spot the joke stolen from Q.E.D.

Try to write all the different categories of fanfic (angst, fluff, UST, bromance...can you think of others?) in 10 words or less.


Angst
What am I going to tell my son? Tony thought.


Fluff [ I...I still don't understand what the hell fluff is. Help?]
"Have you never hoovered under this bed?"
"Don't know."


UST
"Get a look at his arse!"
Heeyeahhhhhhhh, Danny thought.


Bromance
"Guhboysax!"
Wag.


Hurt/Comfort
"S'all right, Andy, it's just--oh fuck..."
"I got you."


Adventure
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Where'd you learn to drive bulldozers?"
"Bloke in a pub."


Smut
Nicholas' eyes were HUGE. Danny grinned wickedly and carried on.


Humor
"Get him drunk enough, he'll imitate Kermit the Frog."
"Mum!"