everything is not, apparently, coming up sock monkeys.

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the cliché fic meme!

Stolen from soda_and_capes

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Genderswap
How very Thorne Smith! No.

Bodyswap
Nah.

Huddling together for warmth
Nothing that made it to paper.

Undercover in a gay bar!
Oh, be serious.

Pretending to be married!
I...what?

Secretly a virgin!
No, though I subscribe to violetisblue's theory that Doris Thatcher is a virgin.

Amnesia
No, but that could be really, really funny.

Cross-dressing
No, but I drew Karenina in a smokin' three-piece pinstriped suit once.

Forced to share a bed!
The idea of having to be forced to share a bed is beyond me. Don't people like to sleep?

Aliens make them do it!
Ahahahahahano.

Wingfic
The first ten seconds of Faithful Departed.

Mpreg
Oh HELL no.

Mistakenly assumed to be gay!
Not mistakenly...

Let's play truth or dare!
Yes, because all my characters are 12-year-old girls.

Mary Sue fic
Not since I was 10. The Sue was a dog. SHUT UP.

Aphrodisiacs!
No.

Curtainfic
I...whatfic?

Hurt/Comfort
Well, yeah. With the shootings and all.

Apocalypse fic
Does "Stars Fall on Sandford" count?

Someone has a baby!
"She's Really Called Rosemary." Possibly Doris' baby, or she may just have charge of it for the day.

Telepathic soulbonding
Unpublished Karenina novella with, among others, the Tomorrow People. Except the two characters in question would laugh at you.

Werewolves mate for life!
...what? STOP MAKING STUFF UP!

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Okay, by golly, now we'll see if everything comes up sock monkeys!