everything is not, apparently, coming up sock monkeys.

[phosfate]

Thanks for ordering from us but, unfortunately, due to an error in inventory, the book you ordered is no longer in stock. Our sincere apologies.

Comments

[ashenmote.livejournal.com]

Why do angry people move your furniture?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

People are moving in to the empty cubicles on our floor. Apparently they think they need furniture to do their jobs. Buncha pussies.

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Obviously the only thing left to do is hunt down the person who bought YOUR last copy and take drastic, necessary measures.

What? Too much? Hmf. Fine! Ice Cream, then?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Or, y'know, order one someplace else.

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Well...if you want the EASY way, I suppose.
*grin*

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

I think you should set Jane Austen's zombies upon them.

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

Surely you can do some web-surfin' and find another for love or money somewhere else?

T'is the price of fabulousness, the book is too popular!

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

But, but I ordered SOCK MONKEYS!

Or was that chunky monkey?

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Yes, please!