Upcoming 12" scale LOTR toys:

[phosfate]

Gimli, Galadriel, Aragorn (Real Soon Now)
Legolas, Bilbo, Eowyn (Sept/Oct)
Gandalf the White, Samwise Gamgee, Witch King (Oct/Nov)

Let's hope quality control has improved over the first batch.

Comments

[rosecotton.livejournal.com]

I wonder if Sam will dances suggestively while waving his pan if you plug the Mr. Frodo dildo into him?


. . . forget I said that.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Well, wouldn't you?

[rosecotton.livejournal.com]

Would I? Certainly not.
I mean, perhaps if I could feel it . . .

Now if you plugged the 12" Sam into me . . .

Okay, you know what? I just woke up, found out my son is dead. I think right now I'm going to set the Orc Class of 1445 Fifth Age 0001 on fire and go back to bed.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Good-O. I'm going to go hit looters with my shovel.

[rosecotton.livejournal.com]

Splendid. Have fun Ann.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

And you, small buxom friend!