for those keeping score at home...

[phosfate]

Sancho Proudfoot joins Eomer on the official list of people I have nutted with the handle-end of my grain shovel.

Stay away from me, you little freak.

Comments

[sanchoproudfoot.livejournal.com]

You say that with such love in your eyes.

You asked for this.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::beheads you with shovel-end::

whoop!

[sanchoproudfoot.livejournal.com]

(shovel clangs off Oddjob™-brand iron-lined sombrero)

Luckily for me, I've dated scary chicks before.

(runs away hella fast)

Re: whoop!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Dammit!

::shakes fist::

RUN, LITTLE MAN!

Re: whoop!

[beorn-bearman.livejournal.com]

Keep running, you daft ass!

*turns to Ann* If you couldn't kick my ass, I'd borrow that glass case from Mr. Frodo.

Re: whoop!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Glass what now?

Have some Pocky.