"Both Code Red and Pepsi Blue have 16-year-old males as their target consumer."
And 16-year-old males have such a tendency to drink things that are good for them that we've made a drink that looks and tastes like a mixture of Windex and Drano, and we're sure they'll pay good money to drink it!
Honestly, I've never tried anything they've marketed, but I used to be a Coco's resturant whore and always ate there, and for a little extra change (like 25 cents) they'd squirt a shot of cherry, chocolate or vanilla flavouring in your coke. And OMG vanilla was fantastic.
Chocolate blows chunks too, and I think cherry as well, but vanilla. *_* I swore off Coke in 2000, but I might take it back up for vanilla. XD
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since I barfed cherry pepsi
back in '86.
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Aplets and Cotlets (I once
barfed in Seattle).
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This was back in '88.
Ketchup and heat stroke.
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Caught projectile 'flu; barfed and
Barfed in bride's own bed.
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Beware of hot condiments
sitting in the sun.
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Butt-bows aren't the sole hazard
Found near the altar.
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And 16-year-old males have such a tendency to drink things that are good for them that we've made a drink that looks and tastes like a mixture of Windex and Drano, and we're sure they'll pay good money to drink it!
Ugh.
Well, we can all hope for Darwinism in action.
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Date: 2002-05-07 01:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-05-07 01:49 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-05-07 02:00 pm (UTC)But my heart belongs to Orangina.
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Date: 2002-05-07 02:28 pm (UTC)Orangina is nifty.
Weird-shaped bottles: fun
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Date: 2002-05-07 02:31 pm (UTC)I'm drinking it with breakfast.
Just try to stop me!
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Aranciata has thirteen
percent real O.J.
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Is San Pellegrino Ar-
anciata? Huh?
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Sorta, but without the pulp.
A tad tart, as well.
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Date: 2002-05-07 03:05 pm (UTC)I swore off all soft drinks. Not
Orangina, though.
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Date: 2002-05-07 02:45 pm (UTC)Chocolate blows chunks too, and I think cherry as well, but vanilla. *_*
I swore off Coke in 2000, but I might take it back up for vanilla. XD
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Date: 2002-05-07 07:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-05-07 07:52 pm (UTC)