thanks, jack!

[phosfate]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5012/5012_01.asp

Comments

[daisygamgee.livejournal.com]

umm, was that like a joke?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Jack Chick is an American fundamentalist - emphasis on 'mental' - tractmeister, and though it's hard to tell from his work, he's serious as a heart attack. This of course does not stop thousands of ChickFans from laughing their asses off at his fucking insane worldview.

This makes him very angry - and litigious - when he hears about it, which only makes it funnier.

[daisygamgee.livejournal.com]

the mun isn't amused, since she is an ex-fundamentalist (mild) and ex-wiccan. From the two extremes.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I would never tell mun what she ought to find amusing.

[daisygamgee.livejournal.com]

mun had a road safety talk today, everybody else laughed at sex jokes, and drunk jokes and swearing. mun laughed when the girl got killed. i think she needs some more electris shock treatment.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Do you guys get the graphic training films like we got? "Highway of Agony" was a favorite, as I recall. (Do they even use films in classrooms anymore, or is it all on stupid video?)

[daisygamgee.livejournal.com]

video. *rolls eyes* and bad video at that.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

I read that last night with great amusement. And of course they were led down the path of evil by.... HARRY POTTER.

Suddenly, I like J K Rowling even more. Excuse me while I go steal some more souls.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

How completely not fun!

We had actual films with enormous, noisy projectors. They were wonderful.

Sometimes, if we were unlucky, we had film strips - slide shows with accompanying vinyl records that BEEP!ed every time you were supposed to change the slide.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Oh, and sometimes the films caught fire and melted. Always great.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I liked the Mom's enormous nutcracker jaw.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

I can't forget Uncle's jaw. That jaw scares the crap out of me.

[ghostofisildur.livejournal.com]

I experienced the best of both worlds. We still got to see those glorious film strip films when i was in elementary school, before making the move over to those really clunky-looking top-loading VCR's.
Everybody always wanted to be the one who got to turn the film strip projector and sit at the back of the room on the counter. Good times, good times.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

We had the top-loaders, too, but I cannot recall a single instance of a teacher successfully operating one. The machine being wheeled into the class was a signal that a full half-hour of video snow and frustrated boredom was sure to follow.

[ghostofisildur.livejournal.com]

Damn newfangled technology!

[nimrodel.livejournal.com]

pardon me while I go and vomit...copiously.....

Jack Chick, in my viewpoint, is probably the best piece of work satan ever turned out, if there is such a creature. He preaches misogony, bigotry, hatred, and pretty much everything that anyone else with half a brain would consider not good.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Harry Potter made you say that.

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[nimrodel.livejournal.com]

yes, yes he did. Pardon me, I must go and dust off my altar to the great Harry Potter.