mediawest sketchbook 2002

[phosfate]

THEY KEEP KILLING CHOMSKY!!!

cybertardis, for reasons I still don't quite fathom, took an instant dislike to poor Chomsky. Shortly after they met, Chompers met with an unfortunate rash of accidental horrible graphic suicides.

1 (not pictured): stabbed herself to death with an large ornamental dagger which Cybertardis had coincidentally just bought in the dealer's room. Left a note blaming her act on karaoke. Gretchen: "I suspect foul play. That's not her handwriting." Ann: "And there's no 'p' in 'Chomsky'."

2 (Upper left): Hangs self with Cybertardis' leather belt on inside of bathroom door. Spelling has improved.

3 (top center): The police are called in. They can't spell, either.

4 (upper right): Accidentally hog-ties self with own kerchief during art auction.

5 (bottom center): 'Chomsky Hearst,' or Tanya as she's now called, accidentally blindfolds self with own kerchief, ties self up with Gryffindor scarf during art auction.

6 (center center): Found in hotel room with plastic bag over head, in apparent attempt at autoerotic asphyxiation. Lack of genitalia and respiratory function make this effort particularly unconvincing.

Chomsky Sauron is currently recuperating at her home in Nebraska.

Comments

[drqb.livejournal.com]

... *weeps*

[cageyklio.livejournal.com]

Resilient little bear. And cuddly too.

It didn't occur to me to look for dismembered stuffed animal parts in the guest bedroom after S left. Now I'm afraid to check.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Don't let her in your home. Ever.

[beorn-bearman.livejournal.com]

Bear hate crimes! If we ever marry, she's not on the guest list. In fact gaurds will be posted with her picture, and given instructions to scream like little girls at first sight of her.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I don't think they'd need specific instructions for that.

[tsamm.livejournal.com]

That people accidentally hogtying themselves thing happens a lot more than you'd think.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Perhaps Chomsky's just into B&D. Or not.

[bentleywg.livejournal.com]

Correction: I think this ("That people accidentally hogtying themselves thing happens a lot more than you'd think") is my new .sig.

I have such a backlog of .sigs....

[moondog.livejournal.com]

*sticks a BAND-AID Brand Adhesive Bandage on Chomsky* ... All better?

[ladyeowyn.livejournal.com]

!!!!!

[mikefox.livejournal.com]

Chomsky Sauron is currently recuperating at her home in Nebraska.


She's alive?! You mean Chomsky is alive!?!!?!



... or is this some other Chomsky!?

Evil Laughter

[gkkstitch.livejournal.com]

Ah... I love being suspicion-free. Mental note, always wear gloves when you intend to commit a crime. No fingerprints. Hairnets and a Grecian mudpack can also reduce the amount of DNA material left behind.

Love to all,
Stitch
Evil invisible villian extrodinairen

[finabair.livejournal.com]

Chomsky Sauron the bear. (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=gkkstitch&itemid=4268) Named after the little girl.

Stuffie brutality

[roxann-ireland.livejournal.com]

When I was at camp, the counselor (17 years old) had a sock monkey she'd slept with every night since she'd come home from the hospital as a newborn. One night, she came back to the cabin and found Sock Monkey hung from the top bunk with a suicide note on his chest stating that he felt the relationship was smothering him and he couldn't find any other way out.

Re:

[tsamm.livejournal.com]

Ha! Glad you enjoyed the line; you're welcome to use it. Who's the brooding boy in your userpic?

Re: Evil Laughter

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Yeah. No suspicion on you at all. Yup. Yup. Keep living in that little dream world. Yup.

Re: Stuffie brutality

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

To be fair, sock monkeys are notoriously unstable...

[bentleywg.livejournal.com]

Brooding boy is Alexis Denisof who plays Wesley on "Angel."

Re: Stuffie brutality

[roxann-ireland.livejournal.com]

"*Sob!* We thought he just had a loose thread, no big deal, but then he--*choke*--He came completely unraveled!*sobsobsob!*"