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[phosfate]

Dull, dull, dull. Have lost my touch, and cannot even persuade Rags to bean Tara with a big rock.

Denny is in one of his periodic espresso ferret modes. I may have to hit him with a big rock if he doesn't freakin calm down.

Still reading Three Men in a Boat. Have realized it's the Edwardian equivalent of a Seinfeld episode, but without Kramer or all the masturbation jokes. (J=Jerry. Harris=George. George=Elaine.) "So what's the deal with tow lines, anyway? You get one all straightened out, it's perfectly fine, then you turn your back for ten seconds and suddenly it's a perfect replica of the Jersey Turnpike! What's up with that?"

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[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

No, you will not convince me to bean Tara with a big rock. First of all, I'm too happy to have connected with her again and besides, this would make a certain famous author very angry and I don't want to have that on my conscience! :)

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Please don't mention Philip Roth here. It only enrages me.

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[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

Actually I meant *lowers voice* Robert Jordan. ;)

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::beats J to death with a rock::

[taraljc.livejournal.com]

Oh, the humanity!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::hits Tara with rock also::

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[taraljc.livejournal.com]

owie.

[finabair.livejournal.com]

Um...have you met Tara's boyfriend?

You might wanna hide the rock.

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[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

Puny mortal, you can't vanquish me that ea...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::hits J with rock again::

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[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

*thud*

[robertjordan.livejournal.com]

You called?

Oh yay!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::hits Robert Jordan with big rock::

yay!

[sannalim.livejournal.com]

Three Men in a Boat ROCKS! That book is hilarious. I keep meaning to buy it.

Re: yay!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Excellent! If you haven't, pick up Connie Willis' To Say Nothing of the Dog, which uses it as a jumping-off point.

[finabair.livejournal.com]

I should borrow someone's helmet; I'd feel safer that way.

On the upside, you just confirmed for my confused brain that the ferret should be on espresso, not crack. Thank you.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

http://www.espressoferrets.com

[finabair.livejournal.com]

I've been likened to a ferret on espresso, but I don't own a toga. Sadly.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

They're just bedsheets. Except Tanja's, but she's special.