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[phosfate]

...and LJ has its daily spaz attack.

::hits LJ with shovel::

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LJ staggers

[susanmgarrett.livejournal.com]

LJ clutches its head.

LJ clutches its chest.

LJ falls.

*thud*

Services on Sunday at noon. Wake Saturday 3 - 7, BYOB.

well, since chris isn't here...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::takes LJ in arms, sobbing::

LJ, no! DON'T YOU DIE ON ME, MAN!!! You've never given up before - don't you start now, you son of a bitch!

::screams to the heavens::

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Why, God, why? LJ was only three days away from retirement!

::breaks down completely::

Re: well, since chris isn't here...

[susanmgarrett.livejournal.com]

You do know that it will just come back as a ghost.

Hey, you could form a detective agency!

Re: well, since chris isn't here...

[finabair.livejournal.com]

Or it could fill out Mandos release forms and get a new body, but that would make the entire LJ service a sockpuppet and that would be scary.

Re: well, since chris isn't here...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Well, scary-er.

Re: well, since chris isn't here...

[finabair.livejournal.com]

Right. I'm always missing a syllable or two.

Re: well, since chris isn't here...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

He's a detective who doesn't follow the rules. He's a major Web hub, back from the grave. They fight crime.