MediaWest, Part deux
May. 31st, 2001 11:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
phosfateWe get to the hotel with minimal trauma. Park by back exit, unload crap, move car to lot, and I leave Zuza to guard the crap (hey, it’s GOOD crap! It needs guarding!) while I go in search of a Cart Guy.
Same Holiday Inn, same carpet with little penis medallion design, that weird homey feel. Turn right, down the hall by the restaurant, and there’s Jennie. Hi Jennie! Jennie gets me in one of her patented headlocks, which is cool ‘cause Jennie could easily have been manufactured by Ty. This means that Amy is also somewhere – Jennie has sent her to get a Cart Guy.
This is a good plan, because Amy is pregnant. Really pregnant. Really, really pregnant. Cart Guys flock to her. I find her, in the lobby with her anointed Cart Guy, and OH MY GOD SHE IS SO PREGNANT! Hi Ann! Hi Amy! You’re really pregnant! I am - give it a feel! Oh, that’s oka--I SAID GIVE IT A FEEL, DAMN YOU!!! She grabs my hand and is shoving it into her pod hatchery area with alarming firmness. There’s her head, there’s her feet, there’s her little butt… I struggle to be free, but Amy signs for a living and has hands like steel, and if little Thelma Louise is born with dents, dammit, it will not be my fault. I may have made up the Damn you part. And the Thelma Louise part. But there's a Louise in there somewhere. I'm pretty sure.
Arrange for Cart Guy of my own, see Bonita coming in on the way back to Susan. Greet-n-hug. Nita is not pregnant, and does not insist that I fondle any of her bits. I like that in a person.
Next: Susan, drug use of.
Same Holiday Inn, same carpet with little penis medallion design, that weird homey feel. Turn right, down the hall by the restaurant, and there’s Jennie. Hi Jennie! Jennie gets me in one of her patented headlocks, which is cool ‘cause Jennie could easily have been manufactured by Ty. This means that Amy is also somewhere – Jennie has sent her to get a Cart Guy.
This is a good plan, because Amy is pregnant. Really pregnant. Really, really pregnant. Cart Guys flock to her. I find her, in the lobby with her anointed Cart Guy, and OH MY GOD SHE IS SO PREGNANT! Hi Ann! Hi Amy! You’re really pregnant! I am - give it a feel! Oh, that’s oka--I SAID GIVE IT A FEEL, DAMN YOU!!! She grabs my hand and is shoving it into her pod hatchery area with alarming firmness. There’s her head, there’s her feet, there’s her little butt… I struggle to be free, but Amy signs for a living and has hands like steel, and if little Thelma Louise is born with dents, dammit, it will not be my fault. I may have made up the Damn you part. And the Thelma Louise part. But there's a Louise in there somewhere. I'm pretty sure.
Arrange for Cart Guy of my own, see Bonita coming in on the way back to Susan. Greet-n-hug. Nita is not pregnant, and does not insist that I fondle any of her bits. I like that in a person.
Next: Susan, drug use of.
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Interesting !?!
Good thing to see
by the way Eurodisney is not harsh enough for that strange little man
Re: Interesting !?!
This just in: Pot Names Kettle in Kitchenware Negritude Probe!
Re: Interesting !?!
Date: 2001-05-31 11:59 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Oh, and you can get small dents out with an application of dried ice, at least according to the MacGyver staff.
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Date: 2001-07-16 01:48 pm (UTC)And I'll have to tell the midwife about the dry ice, next time I see her. Thanks for the tip!