Oh, Ann! I've been where you are, and damn, it's not pretty. I feel your pain. You have my deepest sympathies and as many of those little white thingies as you need.
It's a mistake. That's it. It's some kind of mistake. It's some poor old guy with Alzheimer's and half-assed memories of The Hobbit. Or it's Sharon or...or...Sharon or somebody messing with our heads. That's not even my picture! It looks way more like kielle!
Oh my God, you two-timing bastard, you've been...keeping company with kielle! Haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU??? For the love of God, say you have!
NO! No! I'm...I know! While I was dead you...you met her in an inn or something - it was Frodo and Sam's wedding, there was booze all over the place, I don't blame you - and you were broken-hearted, she loves furries, one thing led to another, and it's okay, really! Yeah! That's what happened. Right? Right?
Osmosis? I've never had sex. Ever. With anyone. Maybe it's like a Gremlin thing and I shouldn't get wet or something. Geez, when did I last eat after midnight. I can't remember.
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:looks around, all nervous and drug-pusher-like:
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Um, please?
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You owe me one, man.
:runs away:
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Date: 2002-06-24 06:58 pm (UTC)Okay. Okay. These are just in case. I'm okay now.
::breathes into paper bag::
Oh god oh god it's a mistake it's got to be...
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:nods, winks:
Um... oops?
Date: 2002-06-24 06:32 pm (UTC)Well, look at it this way... he's still in diapers.
Re: Um... oops?
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Date: 2002-06-24 06:55 pm (UTC)Right. Right. No sex. Ever.
This is so much like every other relationship I've had. :) Maybe I should switch deodourants?
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Date: 2002-06-24 07:02 pm (UTC)Oh my God, you two-timing bastard, you've been...keeping company with
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Date: 2002-06-24 07:07 pm (UTC)Um... this is going to end with me in a lot of pain, isn't it?
*mambos*
You're the only darling for me. I swear. On a stack of Lost Tales.
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Date: 2002-06-24 07:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-06-24 07:32 pm (UTC)Osmosis? I've never had sex. Ever. With anyone. Maybe it's like a Gremlin thing and I shouldn't get wet or something. Geez, when did I last eat after midnight. I can't remember.
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Date: 2002-06-25 06:14 am (UTC)