another stupid web toy

[phosfate]

We interrupt the thrilling account of my vacation in order to introduce you to the joys of: http://www.pornolize.com/

I put in last week's "Read to Me" entry. Actually I put in the two vacation entries first, but the other folks mentioned there would hunt me down and do something terrible to me with a garden hose if I reposted it here. In any case, now, for your edification...

10:00 pm read to me
Much wad pulling. Sucked "Muffdiver" Harry Potter 1 (Deep throating 2) and Intron "Dildo" Depot. Sucking a titty fucking thing on manga and cuntlicks, which so far is mainly about raids. Gotta love academia. Book on Takarazuka theater came in the spanking mail. PeckedBridget "Plugin" Assfucks' Diary,and while I live in hope of change, so far Bridget the raunching smacked turn-of-the-century zeitgeist heroine is a fucking huge sucking idiot, and I would like to beat her to death with a cuntlicking rake.

Current "Give it to me" Mood: cuntlapped

Comments

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[jasonecaesar.livejournal.com]

What is this link?

Re: ¿?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Er...a link is something you click on that takes you somewhere else on the Web. In this case, to the stupid Porno-Izer toy.

Thanks muchly!

[finabair.livejournal.com]

If you'd run the MediaWest entries through and posted them, I'd be having nightmares about Ty for decades...well, worse than the ones I already have.

jennieeeeeeeeeeee!!!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I actually did one, but it was just...just appalling. And when I was done laughing my guts out, I thought, I can't post this.

You should'a seen what it caled Amy, though. Good lord!