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[phosfate]

"Your Amazon.com order has shipped"

Oh, are there any sweeter words?

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[ouchie.livejournal.com]

"Your art.com order has shipped?"

heee

[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

Only "Your amazon.com order has shipped and as our 1,000,000 customer, we're sending it to you FREE!"

[wednesday]

"Your amazon.com order has shipped because we repaired all of our evil policies and now your boyfriend is OK with your using the joint credit card to order nice things from them. You'll be getting a great big package full of books, music and caaaaandycandycandy."

[charlotteismad.livejournal.com]

"Your Amazon.com order has shipped, and because Amazon.com loves Charlotte Anne Cameron so much we've sent you everything we own for you to give her for her birthday, because her parents are neglecting her and not giving her any presents!"

That would be much nicer.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Put something on your wish list that doesn't cost $200 and I'll think about it. Maybe.

[charlotteismad.livejournal.com]

I know. My wishlist is ridiculously long and expensive. It's not like I actually think anyone will buy anything from it, so it's really just for show.

[cageyklio.livejournal.com]

Wet cement. Or maybe high voltage.