*screams and rattles cage* WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THAT PICTURE AND WHO THE FUCK IS BILBO AND WHO THE FUCK IS LADY ANN AND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AND I'M FUCKING SCARED AND I'M GOING TO FUCKING SCREAM AND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? *screams and weeps and screams and weeps again*
*squeals* That's me! That's me! You drew me! *giggles* It's the dragon and minister getting married. I love it! You're the best drawing person in the entire world.
I'm Bilbo, you're little brother. Don't you know me? I sang to you. You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy, when skies are gray. You'll never know dear, how I love you. Please don't take your sunshine away. Remember?
Can you tell Merry where I am? I don't think he knows. Dommie is making me pancakes, and Lijah pats my head a lot. There's a Billy here too, but he makes this mean face, *makes horrible face* and then his neck looks all weird. If I were tall enough, I would hit him in the back of the head so his face stayed like that. Maybe I'll climb up on the table.
well i start with ovely lovely tape. then move on to pointy pointy staples....then comes the arc-welding. then i go and buy a gift bag instead...its a process :)
what other art forms to you participate in besdies drawing (drawing well even :) )
i paint in acrylic and sometimes oil, but i cant draw . *laugh* makes it difficult cause i can paint things, but i cant lay them out in pencil first to make t easrier. thus one painting on a small canvas can take months. i also write prose and poetry, which i would call my primary art forms. i play music, and make a good amount of money (and ale!) at it, but i am looking to get into a band that does more. right now i'm in a duet, and perform solo shows.
Hm. It's a novel approach. Still, how can the art of gift-wrapping advance if no one tries completely insane new techniques?
Gosh, other artin' junk? *head explodes* I'll sweep that up later. I used to play piano, but many years of sustained mediocrity led me to abandon the poor thing. I work in watercolor, acrylic, stamp carving, various weenie paper arts, custom toys, and the odd bit of bookbinding. I can do needlework if I must. You can see some stuff at my website at http://www.geocities.com/lensbeetle/ and newer stuff if you flip back in my LJ. I write a bit - lately I've developed a taste for bad poetry ("Sing along you fuckers/Sing or I'll kill you all").
Middle-Earth was swept with a Gender-Change Virus* a while back, and Eomer experiences...aftereffects. Sometimes he is female. Sometimes he is a horsie.
*Not to be confused with the Anime Virus, the Star Wars Virus, the Canon Virus, or the Childhood Virus.
I'm supposed to be male, yes. I was BORN male. I fought the War of the Ring as a man. But then after I got on LJ something went horribly wrong with a cursed spring and...well...I'm working on it. Really. o.O
I'm saving that Gamgee child from a terrible abusive broken home! I'm like a, a social worker or something! Besides, in Rohan, they'll let her burn anything she wants.
well that is a plot twist indeed! one morning i woke up and i was one of the crtters from gremlins...well perhaps every morning when i first wake up... metamorphoses can be fun...as long as it isnt kafka-esque. no one wants to become a giant roach, literally or figuratively!
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Date: 2002-07-05 07:45 am (UTC)WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THAT PICTURE AND WHO THE FUCK IS BILBO AND WHO THE FUCK IS LADY ANN AND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AND I'M FUCKING SCARED AND I'M GOING TO FUCKING SCREAM AND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
*screams and weeps and screams and weeps again*
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Date: 2002-07-05 07:58 am (UTC)Re: ((^_^))
Okay, we'll start small. Your name is Daisy Gamgee. See, like it says in your picture there?
My name is Ann. I'm a friend of yours.
You seem to be in some distress. Would you like some assistance?
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Date: 2002-07-05 08:09 am (UTC)..But I've never seen you before in my life...
Yes. Please could you let me out of this box? Somebody sold me!
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Date: 2002-07-05 09:12 am (UTC)*squeals* That's me! That's me! You drew me! *giggles* It's the dragon and minister getting married. I love it! You're the best drawing person in the entire world.
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Date: 2002-07-05 09:31 am (UTC)...Who are you?
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Date: 2002-07-05 09:33 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-07-05 09:34 am (UTC)I'm Bilbo, you're little brother. Don't you know me? I sang to you. You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy, when skies are gray. You'll never know dear, how I love you. Please don't take your sunshine away. Remember?
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Date: 2002-07-05 09:40 am (UTC)Can you tell Merry where I am? I don't think he knows. Dommie is making me pancakes, and Lijah pats my head a lot. There's a Billy here too, but he makes this mean face, *makes horrible face* and then his neck looks all weird. If I were tall enough, I would hit him in the back of the head so his face stayed like that. Maybe I'll climb up on the table.
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Date: 2002-07-05 10:17 am (UTC)*hands you a huge bag of potatoes* Artillery.
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Date: 2002-07-05 09:27 am (UTC)(no subject)
Er...maybe you might want to try using adhesive tape with your wrapping paper instead of staples. Just a thought.
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Date: 2002-07-05 11:03 am (UTC)what other art forms to you participate in besdies drawing (drawing well even :) )
i paint in acrylic and sometimes oil, but i cant draw . *laugh* makes it difficult cause i can paint things, but i cant lay them out in pencil first to make t easrier. thus one painting on a small canvas can take months. i also write prose and poetry, which i would call my primary art forms. i play music, and make a good amount of money (and ale!) at it, but i am looking to get into a band that does more. right now i'm in a duet, and perform solo shows.
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Date: 2002-07-05 01:53 pm (UTC)completely insanenew techniques?Gosh, other artin' junk? *head explodes* I'll sweep that up later. I used to play piano, but many years of sustained mediocrity led me to abandon the poor thing. I work in watercolor, acrylic, stamp carving, various weenie paper arts, custom toys, and the odd bit of bookbinding. I can do needlework if I must. You can see some stuff at my website at http://www.geocities.com/lensbeetle/ and newer stuff if you flip back in my LJ. I write a bit - lately I've developed a taste for bad poetry ("Sing along you fuckers/Sing or I'll kill you all").
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Date: 2002-07-05 11:54 am (UTC)you people are maniacs! 43 comments! i'd hafta reply to myself 42 times to have that happen (and dont think i dont! ;) )
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Date: 2002-07-05 12:17 pm (UTC)*Not to be confused with the Anime Virus, the Star Wars Virus, the Canon Virus, or the Childhood Virus.
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'Scuse me, I have things to kill today.
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Date: 2002-07-05 01:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2002-07-05 01:23 pm (UTC)metamorphoses can be fun...as long as it isnt kafka-esque. no one wants to become a giant roach, literally or figuratively!
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