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phosfate1. Who was the last person you yelled at?:
Mom. She doesn't always hear that well.
2. Who was the last person you kissed?:
Mom. She made me cookies.
3. What was the last memorable book you read?:
"The Vile Village" by Lemony Snicket.
4. When did you last dance?:
Yesterday at work. In the hallway. When nobody was looking.
5. What's the last thing you want to hear from your parents?:
I'm back from the dead, Princess - get me a beer.
6. When did you last go for a walk in the park?:
No park. Walk downtown. Yesterday lunch.
7. When did you last do you ironing?:
The what?
8. When was the last time you smiled all day?:
When Dr Wee Bruce thought it might be a good idea for me to try Prozac. But it wasn't a good kind of smile, you understand.
9. What color of socks do you normally wear?:
Grey.
10. Did you ever attend a private school?:
Had drama class at one for 3 weeks in 1980.
11. Do you like stuffed animals?:
Yes.
12. Have you ever smashed pumpkins?:
No.
13. Do you read labels when shopping for food?:
Yes.
14. Can you quote Shakespeare?:
Yes.
15. Do you like playing baseball?:
Yes.
16. Are you a neat freak?:
Neatness freaks me out, if that's what you mean.
17. What is the worst injury you have ever given someone?:
Someone else? I once accidentally grabbed Susan's dog by the testicles. I don't know if it caused actual injury, but he didn't like it much.
18. Do you ever eat lemons plain?:
No. Occasionally a piece in a soda.
19. Have you ever fired a gun?:
No. Hate 'em.
20. Do you own any knee-high boots?:
For snow shoveling.
21. Are you attached to extreme people?:
^_^
22. Do you like swimming in lakes?:
No. No. Fish. Ew. No.
23. Have you ever streaked at a football game or any other public event?:
No.
24. What is you favorite gemstone?:
Opals, I guess. Though I'd rather have a big ol' cool geode or something to set on the coffee table than some stupid tchotchke to wear.
25. Have you gone on many blind dates?:
Never. No. No. No. No.
26. Has someone done something extra nice for you?:
Pretty much constantly. I'm not really sure why.
27. Did you have a crush on any of your teachers?:
Science guy. 5th or 6th grade. Black t-shirt. Oh, yeah...
28. Have you ever been lost in a bad part of a city?:
Not in this city.
29. Would you rather have a mint or fruit flavored gum?:
Mint.
30. Do you have road rage?:
Nah. Just road ticked off for a few moments.
31. Have you ever eaten grass?:
Yes.
32. Do you ever eat food right out of cans or jars?:
No.
33. Has your mind ever gone blank?:
Huh?
34. Have you ever met anyone interesting at the laundry mat?:
I've only been to one once, in London. The lady in charge was rather hostile, but not what you'd call interesting.
35. Do you have recurring dreams?:
Yes.
36. Are you kind?:
What the fuck business is it of yours, asswipe? Bite me!
37. Would you give a needy person the shirt off your back?:
I gave one my gloves once. I don't think she would have wanted the shirt.
38. Do you have any beanie babies?:
Yes.
39. Would you rather be hot or cold?:
Cold.
40. Is the glass half full, or empty?:
The glass is filled to 50 percent capacity, with a margin of error of approximately three percent.
41. Do you exercise or work regularly?:
That's why they give me the big bucks.
42. Could you kill if your life was threatened?:
I would certainly try.
Mom. She doesn't always hear that well.
2. Who was the last person you kissed?:
Mom. She made me cookies.
3. What was the last memorable book you read?:
"The Vile Village" by Lemony Snicket.
4. When did you last dance?:
Yesterday at work. In the hallway. When nobody was looking.
5. What's the last thing you want to hear from your parents?:
I'm back from the dead, Princess - get me a beer.
6. When did you last go for a walk in the park?:
No park. Walk downtown. Yesterday lunch.
7. When did you last do you ironing?:
The what?
8. When was the last time you smiled all day?:
When Dr Wee Bruce thought it might be a good idea for me to try Prozac. But it wasn't a good kind of smile, you understand.
9. What color of socks do you normally wear?:
Grey.
10. Did you ever attend a private school?:
Had drama class at one for 3 weeks in 1980.
11. Do you like stuffed animals?:
Yes.
12. Have you ever smashed pumpkins?:
No.
13. Do you read labels when shopping for food?:
Yes.
14. Can you quote Shakespeare?:
Yes.
15. Do you like playing baseball?:
Yes.
16. Are you a neat freak?:
Neatness freaks me out, if that's what you mean.
17. What is the worst injury you have ever given someone?:
Someone else? I once accidentally grabbed Susan's dog by the testicles. I don't know if it caused actual injury, but he didn't like it much.
18. Do you ever eat lemons plain?:
No. Occasionally a piece in a soda.
19. Have you ever fired a gun?:
No. Hate 'em.
20. Do you own any knee-high boots?:
For snow shoveling.
21. Are you attached to extreme people?:
^_^
22. Do you like swimming in lakes?:
No. No. Fish. Ew. No.
23. Have you ever streaked at a football game or any other public event?:
No.
24. What is you favorite gemstone?:
Opals, I guess. Though I'd rather have a big ol' cool geode or something to set on the coffee table than some stupid tchotchke to wear.
25. Have you gone on many blind dates?:
Never. No. No. No. No.
26. Has someone done something extra nice for you?:
Pretty much constantly. I'm not really sure why.
27. Did you have a crush on any of your teachers?:
Science guy. 5th or 6th grade. Black t-shirt. Oh, yeah...
28. Have you ever been lost in a bad part of a city?:
Not in this city.
29. Would you rather have a mint or fruit flavored gum?:
Mint.
30. Do you have road rage?:
Nah. Just road ticked off for a few moments.
31. Have you ever eaten grass?:
Yes.
32. Do you ever eat food right out of cans or jars?:
No.
33. Has your mind ever gone blank?:
Huh?
34. Have you ever met anyone interesting at the laundry mat?:
I've only been to one once, in London. The lady in charge was rather hostile, but not what you'd call interesting.
35. Do you have recurring dreams?:
Yes.
36. Are you kind?:
What the fuck business is it of yours, asswipe? Bite me!
37. Would you give a needy person the shirt off your back?:
I gave one my gloves once. I don't think she would have wanted the shirt.
38. Do you have any beanie babies?:
Yes.
39. Would you rather be hot or cold?:
Cold.
40. Is the glass half full, or empty?:
The glass is filled to 50 percent capacity, with a margin of error of approximately three percent.
41. Do you exercise or work regularly?:
That's why they give me the big bucks.
42. Could you kill if your life was threatened?:
I would certainly try.
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So, you're a sheep?
Date: 2001-06-02 09:21 pm (UTC)Baaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
I think I'm the only person who isn't playing this game.
Re: So, you're a sheep?