Wow--stupid, patronizing, pathetically obsessive, semi-literate *and* yet another moron who thinks "MSTing" and "MST3King" (whatever the fuck *that* is) are one and the same. Excellent work, Agent Ann69LickMeHarder--you've attracted a real live one! :-D
All right, I can't be selfish about this. I hereby offer myself as a universal donor for Tuesday Weld serum for anyone who wants it. Males may wish to consult a physician before using Tuesday Weld serum. Those who are pregnant, nursing, or may become pregnant in the future should not use Tuesday Weld serum unless prescribed by a physician. Side effects of Tuesday Weld serum may included dated hair.
Though my secret fantasy has always been to be Joanna Petit. (Whose name I've probably horribly misspelled, but the coffee's not done yet.)
I don't get it, why exactly is she following you around anyways? Maybe her website doesn't keep her busy enough or something, or perhaps she has a secret crush on you? Who knows.
All I can think of is that episode of The Critic where the Southern sister comes to visit, goes out for lunch, and comes back beaten and ripped: "Nevah criticize the cheesecake at Lindy's!"
She's lucky she's not in Sailor Moon fandom - those little bitty girls would eat her alive.
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Date: 2002-07-16 08:47 pm (UTC)Er, sorry but celebration was in order. What, don't the Sock Puppet Players already feed and pet you to no living end? :-D
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Date: 2002-07-16 09:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-07-17 06:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-07-16 11:42 pm (UTC)*wonders*
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Date: 2002-07-17 03:43 am (UTC)(imagines Ann as Tuesday Weld)
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Date: 2002-07-17 06:21 am (UTC)All right, I can't be selfish about this. I hereby offer myself as a universal donor for Tuesday Weld serum for anyone who wants it. Males may wish to consult a physician before using Tuesday Weld serum. Those who are pregnant, nursing, or may become pregnant in the future should not use Tuesday Weld serum unless prescribed by a physician. Side effects of Tuesday Weld serum may included dated hair.
Though my secret fantasy has always been to be Joanna Petit. (Whose name I've probably horribly misspelled, but the coffee's not done yet.)
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Date: 2002-07-16 11:51 pm (UTC)*walks off slightly bowlegged after last night's action in Mandos*
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Still, you have the consolation of knowing that your
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Date: 2002-07-17 05:16 pm (UTC)"Wee I have a website so I can be a bitch".
I don't get it, why exactly is she following you around anyways? Maybe her website doesn't keep her busy enough or something, or perhaps she has a secret crush on you? Who knows.
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..............trying to refrain from comment....
dear god is that layout hideous!!!!! And the flashing GIFS, Ahhh!
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::hands you Ray-Bans::
That help?
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Date: 2002-07-17 09:05 pm (UTC)::paints them with black shoe-polish::
much better ;)
it does have a lot of content though, which is a plus.
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This may help as well.
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Date: 2002-07-18 09:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
She's lucky she's not in Sailor Moon fandom - those little bitty girls would eat her alive.
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Date: 2002-07-17 09:10 pm (UTC)