*goes home to get the mail*

[phosfate]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! MIIB shitajiki! LOTR shitajiki! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

The LOTR board has the two collage-y cast portraits - the greenish one with the Fellowship lurking behind Gandalf's hat on one side, the brown one featuring dilated!Frodo and the Ringwraiths (along with Leggy, Borry, et al) on the other.

The MIIB board has the Jay/Frank/Kay shot on the front, and text and small vignettes of each on the back. The text is disappointingly lacking in Amusing Japlish, though it should be noted that "Agent Jay vigorously battles cottupt[sic] alienactivity[sic]."

Glee!

Comments

[ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com]

"the brown one featuring dilated!Frodo and the Ringwraiths"

Frodo's dilated to nine centimeters! I can see the crown of the head! Nurse Nazgul, I need a gallon of boiling water and 20cc hot towels, STAT!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

You have never disappointed me, Ray.

Re:

[ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com]

Well, sheesh, you left yourself wide open for *that* one. Er, so to speak.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*crosses legs demurely*

Yes.

shitajiki?

[swussian.livejournal.com]

Shitajiki... Sounds like shiitake. Shiitake is god.

Re: shitajiki?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I do not know what shiitake is/are/were.

You can see a cavalcade of shitajiki at www.shitajiki.com.

Re: shitajiki?

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Shiitake is a mushroom used in a lot of Japanese dishes. Very good to taste. Has nothing whatsoever to do with shitajiki. Unless there's one out there decorated with the dancing mushrooms from Fantasia.

Re: shitajiki?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Mushrooms killed my father. *sob*

Re: shitajiki?

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

There, there. It's was happens when mushrooms go bad.

Re: shitajiki?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Actually he got pissed at Mom and a couple other people, went off in a hatless huff to hunt Morells in 110-degree heat, and had the first in a series of strokes. He wasn't always the juiciest marker in the box, if you take my meaning.

Coincidentally, a relative of his recently died in Kansas of similar causes. Dope went on a Native American vision quest, despite being warned that this is a very stupid thing to do if your genetic make up is best suited for storing up fat and pulling heavy objects across the frozen tundra. Apparently he got all the way through the ordeal, then choked on a Slim Jim at his camp site. I'm anxiously waiting to see if he's recognized by the Darwin Awards.

The moral here, I think, is don't do stupid things.