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[phosfate]

::randomly accuses innocent persons of witchcraft::

Comments

[ex-maledict.livejournal.com]

I never meant for Widow Johnson's pigs to die! I swear it!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

So you're saying that you MEANT FOR OTHER THINGS TO DIE???

WITCH!!!

[ex-maledict.livejournal.com]

What's a little arsenic between friends?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Oh!

Well, if it's just a routine poisoning, never mind. Carry on.

[ouchie.livejournal.com]

So that's what that was!!

Oh. Right.

*dies*

[osse.livejournal.com]

It wasn't me it was Uinen!!

[uinen.livejournal.com]

Go back to your box.

[pollyannadesade.livejournal.com]

put that witchfinder away, it's too pointy!

xx

[charlotteismad.livejournal.com]

Argh! How did you know?

[tangletoy.livejournal.com]

*pointed look* ..... *adds you to future toads list*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Dammit!

[jenjinn.livejournal.com]

You can only accuse me if Liam Neeson's playing John Proctor.

Consider it done.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

He also invented Proctology. Not a lot of people know that.

[bnh.livejournal.com]

I'm innocent!! Innocent I tell you!! The eyes of newts were for, um...cookies!! Cookies I tell you!!

[ouchie.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I make newt-eye cookies all the, um, time. Yup.

[bnh.livejournal.com]

It's a, um, perfectly natural snack.

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[ouchie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, exactly. And powdered Wing of Bat tastes lovely on, um, spaghetti. And stuff.

[bnh.livejournal.com]

And the big black cauldron over there is for, um, boiling water. Uh-huh.

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[ouchie.livejournal.com]

And cooking lots of, er... soup. Because I have a big family. And a lot of cats. ¬.¬

[bnh.livejournal.com]

And the cats, they like soup. A lot of it.

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[ouchie.livejournal.com]

Yeah. And I don't have cats for any particular reason, you know... Just, um, because they're nice.

[bnh.livejournal.com]

Exactly. And the fact that they're black has, um, no meaning. They, uh, fell in tar. Or something.

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[ouchie.livejournal.com]

Yeah. We should wash them off. Don't mind the bleach. I, um, always wash my cats with bleach.

[bnh.livejournal.com]

Right, it, uh, kills germs. And stuff.

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[ouchie.livejournal.com]

It sure does. ¬.¬

[duchess-webb.livejournal.com]

You aren't going to dress us up in stupid looking clothing and put a carrot on our nose, are you?




(Holy Grail joke for those not playing the home game.)

[galdor.livejournal.com]

And what do we do with witches?

BURN 'EM!!!

[tangletoy.livejournal.com]

We rather hate that. Which is why we carry zippos now. *lights Galdor on fire* Dumbass puppet.

[galdor.livejournal.com]

*bats it out* Ooooh, now I'm going to have to build a bridge out of you... ;)

[tangletoy.livejournal.com]

*gets cliched* Two words for you. Ribbit. Ribbit.

Lalala. *turns you into a toad* :)

*drops a brick on you*

[galdor.livejournal.com]

Ow. Remind me never to quote Monty Python again.

Could be worse.

[ancalagon.livejournal.com]

Re: Could be worse.

[galdor.livejournal.com]

Ah, well.

I got better.

[moondog.livejournal.com]

Eh - looks like I'm too late to make a fool of myself and/or quote Monty Python. ::goes back to reading Harry Potter and convincing young children to practice Dark Magic::

[finabair.livejournal.com]

I really *was* making soup in them cauldrons all weekend, y'know.

And the brooms are for SWEEPING.

And besides, that scary guy from Kids' Kingdom already accused me of having plague and wouldn't let me out of the Duckyard. So I can't be a witch if I have plague, can I?

Umm....

[bittercat.livejournal.com]

NOOOOO, THAT'S not white sage for smudging! (Not that I, er, would know that white sage is for smudgin...) I was just...uh...smoking WEED. Yeah.

Oh--the black cat? Yeah. He's my dealer. *nod nod*

[dreamiflame.livejournal.com]

Oh, damn, how'd you know?

Ok, I confess. Burn me and I'll have to haunt you.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

But...pressing you to death with stones is so much nastier!

[dreamiflame.livejournal.com]

If I give you pocky, will you let me live?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::sad::

Oh...okay. *sigh*

_{...never get to press anybody to death with stones...'s not fair...}

[dreamiflame.livejournal.com]

:gives Pocky. pets: I'm sure you'll get to someday.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

_{*snif*...thank you...you're nice...}

[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

one of my favorite quotes



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[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

"Alert Secret Service agents seized the broom and wrestled it to the ground!"