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phosfate1a. Your least favorite day of the year. The first day of work after MediaWest.
1b. Why? Because I'm broke, exhausted, lonely, and I hate you.
2. Your LEAST favorite color. There are no bad colors, only bad employers of color.
3. State which you would most like to live other than your current. State of grace.
4. Country other than the US you would most like to live. Canada.
5. If you had to lose one of your senses, which would it be? My sense of remorse.
6. If you could have any super power what would it be? Flight
7. If you could turn back time just once, when would you go? The 1950s. See if I could liven them up a little.
8. If you could peer into any time in the future, when would you look? I would look at tonight after dinner, to see if it's going to rain and/or be hot, so I can plan whether or not to go to the comics store.
9. If you had to choose someone else to be for the rest of your life, who would you be? Tanja.
10. If you could choose someone else to BE for 24 hours, who would you be? Do I have to?
11. If you could change one thing and on thing only about the world, what would it be? An end to human cruelty.
12. If you had to be another animal, what would you choose to be? Sea lion.
13. If money were no object, what would your dream job be? Insanely wealthy philanthropist on world-saving mission, with competent robot sidekick.
14. If you HAD to kill one person, and nothing would be held against you afterward, who would it be? Letting them live would be the greater punishment.
15. If you could only use 5 words for the rest of your life, what would they be? "Please," "Thanks," "No," and "Get bent."
16. Would you rather be married to someone you can never truly love or to someone who could never truly love you? I would rather have a doggie.
17. If you had been born in another, non-English speaking country, where would you choose? Wales.
18. If it meant losing your legs, would you like to have fully functioning wings? Do I still get hands?
19. If you had to pick someone with whom you had to be stranded with on a tropical island forever, who would it be? Capable robot sidekick. See above.
20a. What personal habit of others annoys you the most? Talking to me when I'm TRYING TO FECKING READ!!!
20b. What personal habit of yours annoys you the most? Tendency to trail off in the middle of...um...is there anything to read?
21. If you were about to die and had the chance to talk to only one person who would it be? Wouldn't that be incredibly cruel to the person you chose?
22. If you had to die now or live forever, which would it be? If I live forever, do I still get naps?
23. Yes or no..Do you still smoke crack and molest chickens? Yes.
1b. Why? Because I'm broke, exhausted, lonely, and I hate you.
2. Your LEAST favorite color. There are no bad colors, only bad employers of color.
3. State which you would most like to live other than your current. State of grace.
4. Country other than the US you would most like to live. Canada.
5. If you had to lose one of your senses, which would it be? My sense of remorse.
6. If you could have any super power what would it be? Flight
7. If you could turn back time just once, when would you go? The 1950s. See if I could liven them up a little.
8. If you could peer into any time in the future, when would you look? I would look at tonight after dinner, to see if it's going to rain and/or be hot, so I can plan whether or not to go to the comics store.
9. If you had to choose someone else to be for the rest of your life, who would you be? Tanja.
10. If you could choose someone else to BE for 24 hours, who would you be? Do I have to?
11. If you could change one thing and on thing only about the world, what would it be? An end to human cruelty.
12. If you had to be another animal, what would you choose to be? Sea lion.
13. If money were no object, what would your dream job be? Insanely wealthy philanthropist on world-saving mission, with competent robot sidekick.
14. If you HAD to kill one person, and nothing would be held against you afterward, who would it be? Letting them live would be the greater punishment.
15. If you could only use 5 words for the rest of your life, what would they be? "Please," "Thanks," "No," and "Get bent."
16. Would you rather be married to someone you can never truly love or to someone who could never truly love you? I would rather have a doggie.
17. If you had been born in another, non-English speaking country, where would you choose? Wales.
18. If it meant losing your legs, would you like to have fully functioning wings? Do I still get hands?
19. If you had to pick someone with whom you had to be stranded with on a tropical island forever, who would it be? Capable robot sidekick. See above.
20a. What personal habit of others annoys you the most? Talking to me when I'm TRYING TO FECKING READ!!!
20b. What personal habit of yours annoys you the most? Tendency to trail off in the middle of...um...is there anything to read?
21. If you were about to die and had the chance to talk to only one person who would it be? Wouldn't that be incredibly cruel to the person you chose?
22. If you had to die now or live forever, which would it be? If I live forever, do I still get naps?
23. Yes or no..Do you still smoke crack and molest chickens? Yes.
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Date: 2001-06-20 09:50 am (UTC)April 15.
Why?
Taxes. Predictable, but there ya go.
Your LEAST favorite color:
Pink!
State which you would most like to live other than your current:
Oregon
Country other than the US you would most like to live:
Australia
If you had to lose one of your senses, which would it be?
Smell -- oh wait, already did...
If you could have any super power what would it be?
Telekinesis or shapeshifting.
If you could turn back time just once, when would you go?
To go give my younger self a peptalk.
If you could peer into any time in the future, when would you look?
Two hundred years or so should do it.
If you had to choose someone else to be for the rest of your life, who would you be?
Madonna. That gal has got it ALL.
If you could choose someone else to BE for 24 hours, who would you be?
So many porn stars to choose from...
If you could change one thing and one thing only about the world, what would it be?
Erase all sexual/gender taboos.
If you had to be another animal, what would you choose to be?
A seagull. They can live anywhere, eat anything, fly, and are generally too big to be eaten by cats. :)
If money were no object, what would your dream job be?
Terraformer. Or child psychologist. How about just "stunningly rich and beautiful," does that count as a job?
If you HAD to kill one person, and nothing would be held against you afterward, who would it be?
I have to CHOOSE?!
If you could only use 5 words for the rest of your life, what would they be?
"Please," "Thanks," "Help," one word to be named later, and "Fuck."
Would you rather be married to someone you can never truly love or to someone who could never truly love you?
The former, but only under protest.
If you had been born in another, non-English speaking country, where would you choose?
The Netherlands.
If it meant losing your legs, would you like to have fully functioning wings?
No.
If you had to pick someone with whom you had to be stranded with on a tropical island forever, who would it be?
Chris. At least until one of us drives the other so crazy that someone gets drowned in the lagoon.
What personal habit of others annoys you the most?
Stupidity.
What personal habit of yours annoys you the most?
Laziness.
If you were about to die and had the chance to talk to only one person who would it be?
...I'm drawing a blank...
If you had to die now or live forever, which would it be?
Duhhhhhhhh.
Yes or no... Do you still smoke crack and molest chickens?
Of course.
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Nita
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